It's hard to be a vampire in these modern times. Not much of a social life, no sunbathing near the beach, you know, the usual challenges of non-life. The struggle is real, and we feel you, vampires of the world!
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"Did you just say, Garlic Bread? Have you gone MAD? I absolutely decline the offer kind sir."
"Float the river? Um, summer's not really a good look for me"
"Listen I told you man, I'm not a morning person, the answer is never. I can never get breakfast with you, alright?"